(I can see it now: Excuse me, Stephanie.

Yeah, we just wanted to tell you that Lo posted a blog that says you have herpes.

On to the best and worst moments of the evening (along with helpful DVR time codes).

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Audrina: You want me to sit here and make you a list?

L: Yeah I do.

(Then a few minutes later…)

A: I came here to resolve things, Lauren.

Not to keep pointing my fingers at you.

L: Do you understand thatyoudid this?

I didnt do anything.

A: Youre doing the same thing you did to Heidi to me.

L: No, Im not because youre way worse than Heidi.

A: No, Im fing not.

L: You went and you did this, and you know me.

A: Apparently not.

What a dramatic conclusion to an equally dramaticfight.

DownHillMoment:No timecodes here because Im voting everything related to Speidi as the downHillpart of last nights episode.

That fakeoffice sure must look like a mansion, right Heidi?).

What were your favorite parts of the episode, Pop Watchers?

If youhad to pick a side, which would it be: Laurens and Justin Bobbys orAudrinas?

Where the heck is this rumor-spreading Dino guydont youwant him to come forward and confess his sins?

Finally, should You didthis replace You know what you did in the Lauren Conrad QuotationHall of Fame now?