(I can see it now: Excuse me, Stephanie.
Yeah, we just wanted to tell you that Lo posted a blog that says you have herpes.
On to the best and worst moments of the evening (along with helpful DVR time codes).

Audrina: You want me to sit here and make you a list?
L: Yeah I do.
(Then a few minutes later…)
A: I came here to resolve things, Lauren.
Not to keep pointing my fingers at you.
L: Do you understand thatyoudid this?
I didnt do anything.
A: Youre doing the same thing you did to Heidi to me.
L: No, Im not because youre way worse than Heidi.
A: No, Im fing not.
L: You went and you did this, and you know me.
A: Apparently not.
What a dramatic conclusion to an equally dramaticfight.
DownHillMoment:No timecodes here because Im voting everything related to Speidi as the downHillpart of last nights episode.
That fakeoffice sure must look like a mansion, right Heidi?).
What were your favorite parts of the episode, Pop Watchers?
If youhad to pick a side, which would it be: Laurens and Justin Bobbys orAudrinas?
Where the heck is this rumor-spreading Dino guydont youwant him to come forward and confess his sins?
Finally, should You didthis replace You know what you did in the Lauren Conrad QuotationHall of Fame now?