As he walked into the bar, Whitney said, Jaretts so cute.
Checking the new couple out, Audrina said, Theyre so cute together.
I got us the honeymoon suite!
Credit: Jeff Lipsky
One of these things is not like the others.
Watching Speidi discussing marriage plans was painful.
She got defensive about her bridal magazines, then hyper-dramatically slipped off her ring on the coffee table.
Could we drop in on these sessions, just?
Learn the secrets to a successful union?
Nowthat, MTV, would be truly fascinating, and probably only 25 percent scripted.
Only to come back the next morning with his tail between his legs, bearing a gift.
Did I really just compare Spencer to a bitch?
Yes, I did.
NEXT: Laurens catty side
For all the cuteness in the show, insincerity ran rampant throughout.
Ah, to be a natural beauty, said Lauren.
Lets fast-forward to the coffee scene after the date for more evidence.
LC drilled Whitney harder than Jarett ever could: Did he dress up?
Do you think he got friend vibe from you?
Or do you think he likes you?
Wait, howd you end it?
Did you kiss him?
I half expected Lauren to start shouting, Drop down to the floor and give me five!
Either way: awkward.
But why exactly would Lauren be jealous about Whitney?
is a bit dull.
Or maybe thats because the dudegot no game.
Who asks questions like So whats your sign?
only to follow up with I feel like thats the biggest question on a date.
Instead, he asked her to do jumping jacks.
But then he didnt even pay her any attention while she was exercising.
What did you think, TV Watchers?
Was last nights installment a snoozefest for you too?
Would you take Spencer back so easily after he showed such disrespect for your feelings?
And what do you make of Laurens apparent envy concerning Whitney?
