After all, Ive been on major Lauren overload lately.
In the past week alone, she inked abook deal(her young-adult series will be titledL.A.
Couldnt she think of a better word than candy?
Oh wait, silly me, I just remembered: Shes trained in fashion, not in writing!
If that doesnt hint at a significant shift in pop culture, than I dont know what does.
Im not quite clear on what Stephs intentions were when she told Audrina this juicy tidbit.
Just because the girl was MIA while gallivanting around Europe didnt mean she wouldnt find out your secret.
Yeah, how bout them apples?
The brunette and the blondecanplay nice together (or did Lauren pay them off separately before she left?
We all know she has the means to do it).
I kind of loved seeing them join forces.
Its too bad our favorite Monday night shows cant mash into one giant well-dressed drama.
I think it would be fantastic.
NEXT: Audrinas got a secret
Anyway, back to the matter at hand the would-be Stephanie-Doug affair.
Before gossiping about it, Audrina told Lo that J.
Wait, Stephanies going on a date with Doug?
asked Lo (emphasis on all the d-words).
I dont know, added Audrina.
Why would you want sloppy seconds?
I think thats the most quotable sentence Audrinas ever uttered.
This calls for a round of applause, people.
Has Audrina been hitting the bottle a little too hard or something?
Last time I checked, she hadnt been besties with Heidi since season 2.
Laurens absence brought out all kinds of goodies last night, didnt it?
News flash, Heidi, that word psycho gets used a lot with the Pratt family.
In fact, evidence may prove that youre infected with it now, too.
If thats true, then what category does Stephen Colletti fall under?
Have we been misled by MTV all these years?
I just wouldnt do that to my friend, Heidi continued.
Theres a hundred million guys in this city.
(I wouldve paid money to see Lo lean over and say, Oh yeah?
Then howd you end up with this one?)
I would be if I were you.
Can we do this again sometime?'
How awkward was it that she asked them if they were on a date?
Better yet: How awkward were her cheekbones and glowing fake tan?
We all know the producers and camera crew were giving each other silent high fives after this get.
Who leaves anywhere in Europetwo days early?
Guess thats what happens when you liken a foreign country to a construction site.
She straight went behind your back, Brody insisted.
But you dont think that was wrong of Doug?
Whatd you think about it?
Are Audrina and Lo more fun to watch as friends or enemies?
Finally, who else out there wants to see more of Brodys mom pronto?
