(Special thanks to Lesley Savage for holding down the fort in my absence!)
Last nights episode began with Holly asking Heidi to hit the town with her.
I really do like that Lauren Conrad.

How about we have her over for a pot-luck dinner?
Spencer eventually walked out while Heidis lips remained too pursed to form complete sentences.
Holly wasted no time texting Lauren, who expressed her concerns to Whitney about the idea of a reunion.
I love her, Lauren said.
She was one of my really good friends.
I just dont want to cause more problems.
I found myself nodding (yes, at my TV) when I heard this admission.
It was a mature thought coming from someone whos been selfish and a bit narrow-minded in the past.
Of course, our resident Dalai Lama, Whitney, saw the glass-half-full side of things.
She told her pal to embrace the friendship despite the fact that Hollys a Montag.
You cant escape from it.
Thats just the way it goes.
(Speaking of which, Whitneys spin-off is rumored to be titledThe City.
Makes you wonder how the creative meeting between the MTV execs went down.
Heres how I imagined it: Uh, how about we call itHollywood Goes New York?
I got it!Whitney in the City.
This ones golden:Whitneys Revolution.
Were veering off course.
We need something simple, something easy to spell, and something that really says Manhattan.
[30-second thoughtful pause] Thats it, well call itThe City!)
NEXT: BFs someday?
Why the heck werent the camera people around back then?
), I was too busy focusing on how incredibly high Laurens heels were instead.
Those platforms had to be at least five inches, if not more!
Better yet, how does she evade the paparazzi in them?
Then go ahead and cue your eye rolls.
At this point, I could care less if these girls areeverfriends again.
You couldve fooled me!
I wonder what hes like during a magic show).
If its going to benefit you, Ill go for sure, he declared.
I thought wed covered this territory last season.
Its your turn to vent, comment, and express your opinions below, TV Watchers.
Do you think the show overuses the phrase best friends?
(I definitely do).
What would you have named Whitneys spin-off?