How does one go about shutting down an Apple Store in Manhattan without a computer virus?
Duh: Just import the Jonas Brothers.
And as EWs go-to reporter for all things Jonas, I was sent downtown to take a listen.

1 on both Amazon and iTunes by early morning.
(Their first, out-of-print album, meanwhile, now fetches up to $350 on sites like eBay.
Were guessing thats approximately three months worth of the average tweens allowance.)
Perhaps the Brothers need to remind their fans theyre just lyricsnot words to live by.
But PopWatchers, weigh in: Have you ever seen the Jonas Brothers live?
Are the Jonas Brothers are ambulance-worthy?
I mean, Im talking about actual humans in need of medical attention here.
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