Its so nice to be back here with you on theOfficeTV Watch.
Note: I wouldnt have been livid, just disappointed.
No one was quite as shocked as Stanley, who collapsed on the floor.
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Michael tried to revive him by screaming, Barack is President!
You are black, Stanley!
Thats what a hospital is for.
and Now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person.
These would be the highlights of the episode, in my opinion, for about the next half hour.
The next big plan was for Michael to host a relaxation and mediation session.
Racism is dead, Stanley, Michael responded.
you’ve got the option to have any kind of ice cream you want.
(Absolutely terrific beat here, with Jim and Oscar glaring at Michael in unison to step away.)
Michael asked Oscar to touch the thing Thats what he said!
and it started beeping when Michael came near Oscar, too.
Michael, I think youre whats stressing everyone out, said Kevin.
The boss was aghast.
You never expect that youre the killer, he said.
And what do you do when its revealed that youre stressing the life out of your employees?
You host a roast for yourself, of course.
he encouraged, as the Dunder Mifflin staff started madly scribbling out their pent-up thoughts.
The next morning, M.S.
(Whats a text?
It all seemed so very tragic.
Meredith, youve slept with so many guys, youre starting to look like one.
Kevin, I cant decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke.
All right, binder clips what did you think?
Any further theories on whyThe Officecant manage a consistent hour of the funny?
Would you go seeMrs.
Albert Hanadayif it starred Nicole Kidman, as originally intended?
And is scrotal a word, or did I just pull a spiderface?
