On the series premiere of ‘‘Pirate Master,’’ greedy Captain J.D.

UnlikeSurvivor, where the hierarchy can be masked,Pirate Masterlets the contestants know where they stand.

(Captain Cocky did not.)

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and get to share a cabin that, frankly, everyone thought was far more impressive than I did.

As for memorable characters: Lets give it up for fashion publicist Alexis.

We all worked together, you know, and the way it played out, I was not happy.

while Ben searched for his shoe.

In the end, J.D.

How in on the joke is he, really?

So would you have voted for John or J.D.?

Should the producers give the pirates another set of compasses?

And do you want to see more footage of the pirates deck jobs?