This year, Im thankful for Kims array of colorful and see-through jumpers worn at family functions.

Im thankful that Dr. Tiy-e is delusional enough to believe hes a licensed doctor.

Baby, dont realize your mom is an entertainment lawyer?

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Stop justlyingtherecryingall day, and get out and do something!

Until then, youre useless to mom.

If theres one thing Mama Kim (whosexpecting!)

knows, its bling.

The truth is, you have to lead by example, especially when you have daughters, she said.

Ariana [8 years old!

], came out of the womb looking for a man, said Kim.

NEXT: The return of Dr. Tiy-e, now with 50 percent less doctor!

Since their relationship is only lacking communication, trust, and honesty, its salvageable, right?

Sheree scoffed at these complaints.

Plus, its not like Tiy-e had invited her to dinner, or even lunch for that matter.

Why men gotta feed you to talk to you?

Tiy-e asked, most likely speaking for men everywhere chivalry is dead, indeed.

Finally the crazy talk veered toward the ridiculous when Sheree brought up his doctor degree.

Prove that youre a doctor, she asked.

The man just doesnt make sense.

When Sheree refused to prove that she was a woman (isnt it obvious?)

the doctor had left the building.

Nice not knowing you, Tiy-e. Peace and love.

Talks of divorce and change came to a head when Greg (unknowingly?)

went on a local radio show to vent about his problems with his wife.

Now that shes famous, he wants it back, every dime of it back, he said.

Whos lying about their freak number?

Are you excited for Cynthia and Peters wedding?

Is NeNe right to be fed up with Greg?