while not technically being…wives.
But in season 10, these women are going broke for matrimony, especially Porsha.
That leads to their first ever argument, which Porsha continues to categorize as being just about a toothbrush.

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Well, I should rephrase:Porshais a weirdo.
Dennis is just sort of…silent?
When Porsha asked how they knew each other, he said he didnt know.
Do you remember that time you married a manipulative, secretive creep by mistake?
Alas, I am speaking into a void here, and Porsha simply has to Porsha.
I aint ask none of this shit!
I just been enjoying my good man.
Theres probably some other bitch been asking all these questions and she probably somewhere by herself.
Ah yes, as that old saying goes: the opposite of loneliness is obliviousness.
I use it every day at home!
She doesnt understand why she cant use it now, and I dont understand what the hell is happening.
We gonna argue about something real …
So, where was you last night?
Dennis telling response to the question regarding his 2 a.m. whereabouts: Huh?
Like, really Porsha?
But put a pause on that because its time for all the women to surprise NeNe.
Even though I personally hate being surprised, I love watching other people get surprised.
So, my only remaining question is: does Marlo really travel with a monogrammed wine glass?
Also: is NeNe selling fake Birkin bags in her new Miami Swaggalicious boutique?