The one thing I wasnotprepared for: Mbele.
Its really impossible to say.
But themostconfounding part of the Mbele experience was that weve seen this exact plotline before.
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A zebra cannot change its stripes, and a Housewife cannot change her ways only her wigs.
I never thought Id says this, but…that psychic was not very professional!
and Kim is back!
Sheree and Cynthia, on the other hand, are more focused on their love lives.
Ive seen the documents, Ive seen it all.
and Snapchatted a small colony of roaches in her bathroom.
Of course, NeNe never mentions any of those reasonable things.
NeNe tells her, There is some sisterhood and some non-sisterhood.
Doesnt get much looser than that!
So you cant even blame NeNe for Mbelesbizarrereaction to each new woman who enters the room.
This little troll woman is so mean!
Kenya was just trying to put down her umbrella!
And I never stick up for Kenya!
But of all people, Kenya speaks my exact thoughts when she notes, Mbele has an interesting energy.
Shes very intense…slash mean.
And then comes Kim.
I cant believe that this energy reading didnt go well when the intentions were so pure!
Then she turns to Sheree, points her little E.T.
Okay, that seems fine.
She tells Kandi that she has a little psychic within her.
NeNe,apparently, has a heart of gold, which NeNe nods solemnly along to.
Its when Mbele reads Cynthia that things take a turn.
Mbele snarks at Kim, Dixie cup here is going to help us out, I guess.
How would she do that?
Kim gives that a hard pass.
Mbele does not like that.
She taps her burning sage into an ashtray in what couldonlybe an homage to the O.G.
These womenbroke a psychic.
Just be gorgeous, just be a pretty face.
So, naturally, Kim asks NeNe if shes been using drugs.
