And yet, here we are.
(Her dance movesare also not entirely dissimilar.)
Listen, its not that I think Denise is handling this situation perfectly.
And then this argument could be over, and wed never have to hear about it again!
Rinna simply seems determined to paint her longtime friend as a dishonest fraud.
The audience seemed to really like her.
Was it weird when she said she commissioned a handjob for her husband?
Sure, a little.
So lets get down to the many scenes of awkward water-gulping that open this episode…
Oh,Kyle.
Whether she really is this gullible or just this sympathetic, I can never quite tell.
But the woman will let just aboutanyoneback into her life.
And thenfinally, they greet each other.
Spoiler alert: they are not.
In my notes, I write: If only Dorit could use her powers for good.
That is incredibly sage advice that PK could subtly offer to Aaron at the party…
Spoiler alert: he does not.
Rinna!!!What??
Its making me feelinsane,which is how I know its making Denise feel insane.
Their connection is strong, and Lorraine says, I want a threesome with Susie.
He starts to go insane …
He doesnt know whats going on …
He brings Susie on to try and murder Lorraine.
Garcelles unedited thoughts on the rewrite: Hell no.Nuts.
Luckily, Garcelle has taken a handsome new lover named Michael to distract her at Kyles party.
But its nice to see you.
I dont need beef with you, but you were an a–hole on Twitter.
Eileen and Kimber watch on in terror.
Well then, she probably shouldnt have come.
But then she would have been theonlyone not in attendance.
Adrienne Maloof is there, as is her ex-husband Paul Nassif, and both are being cordial.
And, well, she should.
But the real drama that still isntquitedrama just yet is that Brandi Glanville is in attendance.
We still dont know what exactly that ammunition is in the world of the show, of course.
