Because when Teddi and Kyle imported Brandi Glanville there, the customs and immigration process seemed fairly streamlined.
Brandi just needed one reference from Kim, a phone full of boring text messages, and then BOOM!
Okay, c’mon excuse my extra dose of sass this week.
Credit: Bravo
Sis, can you hear yourself?
If its none of your business, then why are youtalking about it incessantly?
But Denisehasdealt with this information.
I can only imagine, given how exhausting it is to justhearLisa Rinnas constant demands for owning it.
Because of course, this is the first timeanyonehas designed a single room in a single restaurant.
Its…not a thing!
The fake lemons, however, those are purely Dorit.
Kyle arrives to see the Capri room ahead of the baby shower theyre throwing for Teddi.
Kyle scoffs in her testimonial: Dorit, youre delusional Denise doesnt care about Teddis baby shower!
She doesnt want to have conversations or work on things, so IknowDenise is not coming.
Is that what…caring about a baby showermeans???
Because, if so, I have been doing it very wrong.
Because no matter her O.G.H.W.
status, we know an alpha Housewife and a beta Housewife when we see them.
But an alpha, Kyle is not…
Garcelleon the other hand?
Garcelle is ready to do bad all by herself.
Raising her glass, Rinna says, I amso excitedfor Erika to go and do something thatIloved so much.
Especially after what comes next…
Garcelle and Sutton leave the party before everyone else.
Kyle replies as if that explains any of it.
Before Brandi arrives, Kyle and Teddi start in on their pro-Brandi, anti-Denise punditry.
How do you know she wasnt being honest, Kyle?
Dorit asks, and the heavens (conveniently painted on the Buca di Beppo ceiling) rejoice.
Part one is Brandi arriving.
The women tell Brandi the moment she sits down that Denise has denied everything she told Kyle and Teddi.
But itisntreally regardless of the sex stuff, now is it Teddi?
Brandi does this because she says she can back it all f—ing up.
But theres nothing like that shown to us onscreen.
Teddi is absolutelyfloating on airat the reveal that Denise and Brandi have a lengthy texting history proving their relationship.
But to me, it actually proves…the opposite?
Because youd just been at the Childrens Hospital Event, thats why she asked!
Dorit cries on an island all her own.
To quote my nemesis, Teddi:THATS EXACTLY THE POINT, RINNA!
And whats left to say after that rock-solid argument?
Yeah, Rinna…tell us about it.
