But in every other way, I am absolutely salivating for this reunion just to getanythingthat resembles a fact.
Dont worry she had one with a broom!
And to be clear: it was absolutely unwatchable.
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Weve dealt with a lot of B.S.
in the past, Dorit says as headlines about PKs financial troubles flash across the screen.
I mean, what do people want?
The RealTax Returnsof Beverly Hills?
I cant believe Im saying this, but she makes a great point!
Maybe Ive been agreatfriend, and youre being a s—ty friend!
I believe thats what the kids call areeeeeach.
Denise is certainly not telling the truth about everything that happened between her and Brandi.
You make your bed, you have to sleep in it, Rinna hisses.
And sometimes that bed is f—ingfilled with nails and snakes.
Rinna you arethe m-effing snakes in the m-effing bed!
But who on earth is passing up the opportunity to drink sparkling grape juice at any given opportunity?
I am with Rinna on very few things these days, but I am with her on this.
Garcelle is frustrated when she arrives at the party still with no word from Denise, and deservedly so.
Because Garcelle knows that Denise not showing up to this party without telling anyone doesnotmake her seem credible.
Shes on her way to Lisa Rinnas house after a shoot because they need to talk.
Absolutely shudder-inducing considering how much they currently hate each other.
They just keep saying each others names: Denise.
Ive missed you, Denise.
“Ive missed you too, Lisa.
Who needs a second season ofHaunting of Hill Housewhen we have this stuff of nightmares?!
They finally sit down, and Rinna asks what they can do to move forward.
Did you know that Brandi was going to be there?
Rinna says she didnt know Brandi would be at Dorits party and ask if Denise knew.
Denise says she did, and thats why she didnt show up.
But for Rinna, it gives her that extra inch shes been looking for…
So therewasnta family emergency, she asks, just barely containing the silent gotcha.
Denise confirms that there wasnt, and Rinna coos that they were allworriedabout her.
Rinna scoffs a scoff for every time Denise Richards has allegedly hung out with Brandi Glanville.
Denise says that its being dealt with.
So you sent a cease and desist?
Rinna asks, followed by one of the longest pauses inHousewiveshistory from Denise.
You wanted the footage taken out, Rinna smirks.
Who told you that?
she hisses at Rinna.
Rinna smirks some more.
And to me…it seems pretty obvious…thatthe producerstold Rinna that.
Judging by the reunion, that is not going to be anyones desire any time soon.
Thinking of all those lemons, all alone in the Capri Room…its enough to make me weep.
