So, theyf—ed, she hollers, barely masking her glee behind a pair of giant sunglasses.

Which I actually agree with, but its alsosupernot whats happening here.

But that part of Brandis story issonot what has Teddi bent out of shape.

I mean…youreallowedto say negative things about your friends to your other friends, right???

These are some grown-ass women who are going to need to complain from time to time.

Everyone squeals and stands up for hugs; Teddi looks like she has accidentally swallowed a softball.

Now, I will give Teddi that shes pregnant and was walking around Rome all day in over-the-knee boots.

Shes allowed to be tired.

(All together now:what else is new, Teddi?)

You didnt say these things to Brandi Glanville?

No, I did not!

Denise responds…

And after that, what more could Denise possibly do?

Teddi clearly wasnt asking Denise if she said these things because she thought perhaps she didnt.

Denise says no, she hardly ever talks to Brandi.

Rinna tells Denise that if shes said bad things about her, then she should tell her.

I would tell you!

Whatd she say about me?

Erika coos at Teddi, no single part of her body moving except her eyeballs.

She was very specific, and she was very upset.

That gets everyones attention.

Why would Brandi have been so upset?

Nothing happened…she interviewed me and my cast!

Erika asks in a British accent.

Why would she lie though?

Truly, with friends like Rinna, who needs friends like Teddi?

Denise, Im not gonna torture you any longer, she said you two has sex, okay?

Teddi huffs, as though she is the one being harmed by this information.

Did you have sex with her?

No, Denise responds.

But Aaron was there!

Denise cries, referring to the film shoot that Brandi visited.

But thats not what theyre trying to do.

She just has to sit there and deal with it.

Sutton cries out after having stayed silent for the entire back-and-forth.

Do you care more about what has been said aboutyou, or whats being said aboutDenise?

Correction, Teddi: Youve heard Denise said these things, and now youve told her.

I am truly on the edge of my seat for next week see you there.