No one chafes more against their own public perception more than the cast ofRHOBH.

Teddi isn’t uptight, she’s totally chill!

Lisa Rinna’s as nervous about her daughter’s vulnerable social media posts as you are!

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“Well what difference does that make?”

she asks in her highest-pitched voice.

“I mean, is your house in both your and your wife’s name?”

But that ain’t the game, sis!

The producers only ask the leading questions, they don’t answer them.

to cheer her up.

Later, Garcelle grabs brunch with Erika, where her authenticity seems to be contagious.

“I mean, do you really want me picking up someone from preschool?”

I might just be interested.

Luckily, we know no one defuses a situation quite like Teddi Jo Mellencamp.

Just kidding, next week is going to be a disaster see you there!