This episode ofReal Housewives of Beverly Hillshad something that an episode ofRHOBHalmostneverhas: LEVELS.
But I dont think weveeverseen a producer step in and influence a situation.
Including but not limited to: What isthe issue, Teddi?
Bravo
?These are inconsistencies of LOGIC,Teddi!
Im notchallengingTeddis assertion that Denises story seems suspect.
But lets say Deniseislying what does Teddi expect?
That if she exposes enough cracks in the story, Denise will finally give in and tell the truth?
Denise says that shehasowned it, but it hasnt been good enough for them.
That is…an educated guess, indeed.
Well it doesnt come off that way, Denise says, and I applaud her forfinallynailing a response.
Suddenly, Rinna isweeping.
I dont want to hurt you, Denise, I dont want to hurt you, she cries.
Then pleasestop, Denise says.
I shouldve come to you, and I shouldve warned you, Rinna cries.
Everyone awkwardly lowers their still partially raised glasses.
No, theydont, Denise grits out through her teeth.
Kyle asks Denise who exactly has attacked her.
You havent attacked me?
Everyone isaghastthat Denise would call themmean.
Denise, perhaps jealous that someone has stolen her move, takes the opportunity to say shes done.
At first, it sounds kind of like a threat.
Lets figure out how we can move past this.
Oh, it is a moment for the Housewives history books!
Right up until the preview of the next episode rolls whereinBrandi Glanvilleis attendingTeddisbaby shower.
This entire season needs a trip to the Vatican, I swear.
See you next week at (as Sutton calls it) Buda the Pepo.
