Rinnas up Erikas ass; Erikas up Dorits ass; Dorits up Lisa Vanderpumps ass!
Desiring consistency in friendships can you imagine?!
Shall I recap the recap before we get into this episode?
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Shall I do it to the tune of Jingle Bells?
Okay:
Erika wrote a bookShes very proud to sayRinnas super chill nowLaughing all the way hey!
Deilah Belle, Deilah BelleKyle bought a houseOh what fun, its not to watchA dog-torture documentary HEY!
So, yknow…the Reunion will probably be something likethat, but three hours long.
Thats what the lead-up to Dorits fashion show felt like.
The real flubs comeafterDorits show when the ladies sit down on the signature couches-for-the-Housewives-at-a-Housewives-event couches.
And boy, does she!
I know my eyes are rolling around in my head, too.
I cant even see the computer screen anymore.
I hope you’ve got the option to you still read what Im typing.
But Erika isalsobeing quiet, which is what really sets Kyle off.
She wants Erika to stick up for her and say that she had nothing to do with it.
Kyle does later admit to Teddi that she perhaps didnt handle the situation perfectly, but her anger stands.
Dorit seethes, Is that why you stormed out?
Perhaps Dorits will be better?
