“But the one thing I’m not tolerating today: my friend’s petty bulls—.”
Which always makes me a little nervous.
As always, I genuinely hope all of the Housewives kids are doing alright.
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But also, Dorit told Teddi all along that she would be arriving around lunch.
Also-also,who cares?
in their weird vampire accent while Erika silently eats French fries in the background.
Because nowKyleis offended that Dorit implied she has a busier life than her and therefore deserves to be late.
And Kyle justcannotget over this ice sculpture.
Once everyone sits down to dinner, the talk quickly turns to who has experimented with women.
But to us, she says: “My lips are sealed.
It’s only between me and her… and her.”
“Apparently I’m a lesbian!”
Cue the montage of Dorit confronting Kyle or Teddi and the other blindly coming to their defense…
It’s completely reasonable for friends to come to other friends' defenses, though.
That’s… kind of what friendship is.
Teddi and Kyle are each other’s No.
1, and Dorit doesnt like that.
It’s f—ing weird!"
It suddenly becomes clear to everyone that… Kyle is the one being weird.
Because you know what they say on Bravo messiness is next to godliness!
