And thats because baby girl was druuuuuunk the night before.

Plus, Erika doesnt really care about Teddi, but she does, it seems, care about Kyle.

Yalldid this store not close all its doors a few years ago???

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And couldnt our girl just be describing herself with that line?

I both deplore Camilles viciousness and stand in awe of it.

These are not waters in which you want to tread, Camille.

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So Camille says shell tell her, which Dorit seems pleased about…until she hears what it is.

It was before my 50th birthday, Camille says.

I had to get to know you, I didnt trust you.

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I didntknowDorit, I didnt.

I didnt know where you were getting all this money from.

You knowthe way you cant make a new friend until youve seen their W-2s and bank statements.

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Is that sometimes hilarious?

Sure, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

But its not sustainable.

But what does that have to do with today?

I repeat: Things!

But if I dont say anything, Im fing two-faced!

Camille whines back, not understanding that if she never saidanything,she would be neither two-facednorvicious.

But the woman cant help herself.

Or actuallyshecan, which is totally worse.

If Camille comes for her next week, we ride at dawn.