I simply wish Denise were the slightest bit better at defending herself.

She just doesnt know how to play ball!

Teddi is like a college football walk-on all effort, little natural talent.

Because Denise truly has no idea what she has and has not said throughout this entire season.

So, Andy brings up that Denise called Brandi a friend at BravoCon last year.

I love that shes a straight shooter.

You called her a good friend, Andy?

!When were quibbling about very specific levels of friendship between two people,words matter direct quotesmatter.

Those are the kind of surface-level words reserved for all together now an acquaintance.

But for some reason,thatsnot being brought to the Red Table.

So lets get to what is:

DISLIKING KYLE IS NOT, CANNOT,WILL NOTBE GENUINE!

Kyle is a tough hang sometimes, but her perma-little-sister status does make me laugh.

Even if Kyle is definitely doing some plotting offscreen, when shes onscreen, shes like an open wound.

She cant hideanything that inner child is going to get out one way or another.

(I say this as a kid sister!)

I felt like everyone was putting on an act to be rude to me.

Kyle,babe they genuinely wanted to be rude to you!

Kyle asks Dorit if she thinks Kyle wouldeversay anything disparaging about any of her businesses.

Do you know howeasilyI could do that, and Ineverdid, Kyle cries.

No one exposes Kyle better than Kyle, and I kind of cant help but love her for it.

Being a parent isno joke.

Andy asks what Garcelles reaction to Amelias response is…

Okay, Garcelle says.

Andy asks if Garcelle has any response to Teddis comment.

Not at all, Garcelle says.

She already said she didnt like you, Garcelle says, somehow peering into Teddis soul through Zoom.

Yeah, behind my back, not to my face, Teddi scoffs.

Well, thats whatmost peopledo.

kindly, kindly, kindly let Garcelle stay through next season.

And I find this a little fishy…does new informationeverget added to the conversation in reunions?

Because I think theyd usually still give it a shot…if theycouldgive it a shot…legally speaking.

Then you probably shouldnt have done it, Rinna hisses.

Oh, and that finally gets Denisemad.

Everyone starts yelling for Denise to say who Brandi said she slept with.

Raise your hand if youve slept with Brandi Glanville!

Kyle cries with glee as Denise tries not to actually cry.

Oh Denise of that, we are sure.

Its sad but its not a surprise.

Lets cross every single finger and toe for something anything!

to put an end to this.

See you next week!