Camille Grammar is mad and she’s not gonna take it anymore.
They know this show is…filmed, right?
Because its always possible for your memory to betray you.
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Camille is…the opposite of cautious at this particular Reunion taping.
She is, as the kids say, wildin.
And so, it seems, can Andy.
Andy informs her that shes now lying about lying.
Lets take it to the viewer cards, shall we?
COME AGAIN, CAMILLE?
And yet, Camille truly seems not to understand how being filmed works.
But is it not phony and fake to pretend you like someone that you actually despise?
The whole flaming room then bursts into an atomic mushroom cloud.
YOU DONT COME TO MY WEDDING AND THEN TREAT ME SO DISRESPECTFUL AFTER IT.
WHY CANT I SAY A NICE THING ABOUT LISA VANDERPUMP WITHOUT YOU THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK COMING AFTER ME.
Its an iconic performance, truly one of the record books.
It also does not make a lick of sense.
And wow…things just goes off the rails after that.
If Camille doesnt like Teddi and Dorit, shedespisesDenise.
And its unclear why!
After Denise asks why shes so angry, Camille throws her hands up and yells, DENISE!
Shut up, I mean,I cant.
Rinna tells Camille not to tell Denise to shut up and Camille responds: But I dont like her.
I dont like her!
SHE TOLD ME to tell my daughter she was a fing liar.
Record screech no sheabsolutelydid not.
What she says verbatim is: You know what I would say to my daughter?
I SAID, I do not curse at my kids.'
Camille looks offstage and says, So this is truly a setup?
See you back here next week to get to the bottom of…whatever the hell just happened!
