The women meet some men, jump in some caves, and deploy some casual impromptu interventions.
And y’know what, this turned out to be a pretty chill episode.
Just some classicRHONYconflict mediation!
Bravo
Still, it seems the women of New York can still surprise us.
But lo and behold Leah scores the hot one, and no one blinks an eye.
She’s like our very ownRHONYjunior bridesmaid.
“This party has to show that everything I’ve talked about has come to fruition.”
In the kitchen, Luann is maintaining my favorite of her traits: her passion for intercontinental breakfast eggs.
Dorinda immediately starts laying into them about being present at the breakfast they didn’t ask to attend.
And she just sounds so lame.
People can be on their phones in hotels, Dorinda!
Even though Ramona ultimately handles the confrontation terribly anyway…
I shudder to think how this menopause version would have gone down.
Especially given Sonja’s belief that menopause is the real reason they burned women in Salem.
I’d ask more questions, but Philipe and Pascal ultimately seem like two pretty okay guys.
“Do you have diarrhea?”
“Do you have any hairspray?”
Sonja asks, walking right into the bathroom.
Which was certainly the right decision given her next reveal: she peed the bed.
“These women are rubbing off on me, and not in a good way.”
I mean, wow.
But this fun cannot last.
Dorinda gets a call from her daughter Hannah, and she takes it right at the table.
This annoys everyone who had to sit through her monologue at breakfast about being present during meals.
Ramona starts calling after her, “We wanna help you, don’t you understand?”
She really is such an ass.
Unfortunately, you simply cannot fight ass with ass.
Just ask Dorinda’s toilet.
