It was one for the history books.

And personally, I dont think an Emmy is out of the question here.

Tinsley called 911 to resuscitate a 12-year-old dog with terminal cancer.

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Sonja changed into a full spandex unitard in front of, conservatively, 150 strangers.

Not wanting to attend Luanns Christmas cabaret, Ramona simply planned another party in the middle of it.

I loveallof them, even Luann, who I despise.

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But Bethenny didnt really need an apology, she needed a public catharsis, apparently.

Which she somehow interprets to mean they love it.

However, her high cannot last when she goes over to Ramonas apartment.

And speaking of all-star performances!

Listen, losing a dog is so hard, and I do not begrudge Tinsley her mourning process.

But its difficult to mourn with Tinsley when the mind is riddled with so many questions!

I called 911 and then the fire trucks came, and then [unintelligible].

How do you defrost a dog, Ramona aks in her testimonial.

Finally, its time for aerobics.

And Im just saying, rival 80s aerobics instructors isntnota show I would watch on The CW.

But honestly, Im with Luann and Bethenny on this oneits just a different situation.

Theyll never change, and we would never ask them to.