These women do not care about power.

But they do care about attention and perception.

Currently, they’re standing in an empty ballroom.

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Soon, they will be standing in a ballroom filled with lamps!

Nothing about his party is going to be fun, and Ramona will permit exactly no moving and grooving.

I guess we can add psychic to the list of Leah’s many unique attributes.

Sarah also helpfully adds that Leah’s face was starting to look overworked.

“F her!”

Leah cries, startling a number of large men nearby.

But I have to wonder… is selling this thing an option?

Also… can you imagine if Sonja Morgan was your landlord?

which is at least a pretty good way to go out).

That is not a theme it’s a whole sentence!

And good on ‘er, because she looks amazing.

Which is what makes the coming events all the more upsetting…

It really is just a perfect storm.

And that’s that.

She marches over and physically pulls Leah off Luann, hissing, “Stop!”

Cameras down, we’re done, get production here!"