You know that saying?
The one about how we all have the same amount of hours in a day asBeyonce.
And listen, I don’t want to support destructive behavior…
Bravo
But just because I don’twant to, doesn’t mean Iwon’t.
Because can you imagine if this weekend had gone the way that Elyse boo!
suggested it should have?
Hey, guess what?
Like a blonde tyrannosaurus in a very fancy turtleneck.
I want Leah to have a long life onRHONY.
“I said you have been aloof and irreverent with my time,” Leah tells the women.
It’s incredible how wrong that statement winds up being.
We’ll never know.
So Leah just starts collecting votes right then and there, and it’s an even split.
So Ramona once again says,yes, the sister can come!
Spoken like every disciplinarian parent who wishes they could just be the fun parent.
At this moment, Tinsley decides to sidle up to Dorinda for a talk.
I truly cannot explain the chaos that is ensuing in the background.
And Leah completely understands.
Just kidding, Leah screams, “OH HELL NO, BITCH!”
and begins tearing apart the flower arrangements.
And you have to admit… the woman still knows how to make a point when completely blackout.
But the cogency doesn’t last long.
And you know what they say: An invitation thrice rescinded can also be thrice extended.
Oh no, no one has ever said that becausethis situation is uniquely bananas.
She’s ready to enjoy Rhode Island!
Unfortunately, it’s a statement to which Elyse says:nope.
And Elyse responds, “You want to be like that all the time,really?
And you wonder why the guys think you’re a crazy chick.”
If only it had worked.
“But what would you do if you ended up with a mini-me?”
Elyse asks in that snake-y voice of hers.
Leah says her daughter is nothing like her, so she wouldn’t act like that.
“What if she does?”
Leah asks, continuing tonot keep a child’s name out of her mouth.
Leah says that she would ground her.
“Right, but what message would you send her, why would you ground her?”
WHO EVEN ARE YOU, LADY?!
We’re not there yet don’t bring my kid up."
Which is exactly correct.
