Which is why it was particularly alarming whenRHONYandRHOBHjust disappeared from prime time without warning a few weeks ago.
Luckily, we don’t have to.
Because it was just a two-week break!
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Ramona and her pending birthday party came right back to us, just like they always do.
LUANN:Luann sounds like she is speaking directly through a potato.
We simply are going tohaveto do something about this.
And, listen, Elyse doesn’t exactly exude an uplifting energy, but she is often pretty reasonable.
Race is not a costume, and neither is religion!
Dorinda and Elyse show up with Sonja and the Ghost of Sonja’s Future Hangover.
“What do you think I was doing before I headed to this Halloween party?”
Sonja says in her testimonial.
“Getting lit with my hair and makeup team!”
That is the last ounce of happiness or charm that this party features.
The table full of severed goat heads and squid towers would be preferable, I imagine.
I’m drunk, but I’m happy about it," Leah calls out in return.
But Dorinda will not be calmed with humor!
