This isdoable, Bravo.
At the very least, we get a found-footage-style horror movie out of the experiment.
And, you guys it works!
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Adriano turns out to be two out of three.
Luckily, there are plenty more people these women can employ at Ramona’s home!
Cue Ed and Michael, the traveling dog groomers who Sonja has called to come and groom Marley.
Michael responds that he could use Luann’s “moral support,” becausesurprise he’s into it too!
And folks, this massage had me blushing.
There were…noises.
Sonja: Don’t call your dogs fat, that’s terrible!
Tinsley: I didn’ttellmy dogs they’re fat…
Sonja: But youlook at themlike they’re fat.
Tinsley: I’m a stage mom this is my calling.
F— you!
Leah: Because they suck!
They just represent bulls—.
Tinsley: No, they represent, like, a fun party.
Leah: No, they don’t, honey…you dontread the newsenough.
I mean…your HBO drama couldnever.
“We are the rebellious ones!”
Sonja screams, clearly thankful to have found her spiritual equal in Leah.
Leah: BECAUSE IT FLIIIIIIES!
The timestamp is 9:45 p.m. F— JP Morgan!"
