Oh, what a laid-back little Christmas-season finale this almost was onThe Real Housewives of New York City.
But before we get to all that, there’s the other 55 minutes of this finale!
/ They didn’t grow on trees!"
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At that point, Luann gestures toward her breasts which the song tells us did not grow on trees.
Every moment of this recording session is a blessing.
It’s not a super-good time.
Then maybe people would buy tickets to this thing for three more years.
But she doesn’t do either of those things.
Instead she… promotes an exercise class app in the middle of the episode?!
Dorinda wears a sequin turban and metallic dress in hopes that they’ll distract from her sling.
Did Kyle by Alene Too reopen?
Is there an underground Kyle by Alene Too where only housewives can shop?
I’m not doing this s!
F you, I will not give Tinsley that!"
I WON’T!"
Oh, I see what’s happening here.
Especially when Dorinda is the one yelling at Leah, “YOU DON’T MENTION HER NAME!”
I mean, seriously, what is up with Dorinda’s Tinsley trigger?
You should be appreciative of it!"
Luann should be appreciative of her sore hand???
What is happening!?
To quote Luann after drag queen bingo has gone up in absolute flames: “Happy fing holidays.”
See you next week for part 1 of theRHONYreunion!
