Its not really Washington, D.C.; its not Baltimore; its not even really a city.
My allegiances onRHOPfly around like one of Karens more free-spirited wigs on a gusty autumn day.
One final scream rings out: Monique, STOP!
The chaotic scene scrambles into static…
And its onto cherry blossom season in idyllic Potomac, Md.!
Thats right: The Grand Dame is back in the great census-designated place of Potomac!
Andit seems, that difference is a perfume made for 50-year-olds.
Stylistically-speaking, theReal Housewives of Potomacseem to live in a permanent state of 2009.
Her daughters are…less enthused.
In Gizelles (self) defense: It made sense to laugh.
Ashley says she and Monique have really bonded over being moms who like oils and various other holistic accouterments.
Candiace didnt invite Ashley to her anniversary party, and Ashley seems fine with that.
You laid on your back to get the two dollars you DO get.
I truly never know what to settle my eyes on in Potomac.
We briefly meet new Housewife Wendy as Candiace introduces her around.
That casual disdain?!
I lalive for this version of LaDame.
Gizelle says if theyre actually going to talk through this, Candiace has to be able to listen.
Why would I apologize?
Gizelle tells her it’s normal to apologize when someone tells you that youve done something offensive.
But did you say that you were offended?
In her testimonial, Candiace exclaims, Were celebrating love tonight!
Let her go, Monique, let her go!
