I hope actual elephants get royalties for every time aReal Housewivesfranchise uses them to justify one of their dinner-table-fights.
Claaaaassic elephant in the room!
Does Candiace…know how libraries work?
Non-ownership is kind of…the whole point of libraries?
VERDICT: Extreme Call me a bad server because I always spill the tea vibes.
WENDY: The professor has arrived, and class is officially in session.Its simple, its cute… Maybe its that the tagline is directed out toward others, instead of in toward Monique.
Okay, Ray responds.
THREE LITTLE WORDS, LIKE I LOVE YOU?!?!?!
?I scream at my television.
But Juan points out thats not what Robyn would want, and Im positive he would be correct.
I assume Robyn would be happy with an engagement ring made of a nice set of jersey cotton sheets.
In perhaps an even bigger twist, Gizelle also meets Monique for lunch in this episode.
The editors, of course, flashback to the You dont have a home?
I havefourhomes exchange that has doomed Monique and Gizelles relationship for three seasons.
But in season 5, Gizelle says she is finally sick of fighting with this girl.
Everyone including Monique, who just made the statement surely knows that is incorrect.
Ashley, however, came dressed and ready to party.
I know Botox is a miracle worker, Karen says in her testimonial: But freezing a bootyhole?
Thats a whole nother can of whoop-ass.
To which Candiace responds by pointing around the table at everyone who uses the pull-out method.
To which I say…
Why dont any of these women have an IUD?
Why are so many of them using the two worst methods of birth control?
Can we get aMarried to Medicinecrossover event going here, like?!
She points to Candiace, then Ashley: And that would be particularly withyouandyou.
Subtle as always, Gizelle!
Of course, Candiacedoesneed to apologize for the awful things shes said and tweeted.
Or were they just setting her up for an attack, as she Candiace soon accuses them?
And then delicately sips the champagne they all just toasted to sisterhood with.
