Never mind that the baby, Elizabeth, will grow up to be one of Englands greatest monarchs.

From this moment on, Henry is pissed and Anne is screwed.

The march to her execution has officially begun.

The Tudors, Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Speaking of which, the assassin was revealed last night.

Hes William Brereton, a groom in Henrys privy chamber and a pretty bad shot, I might add.

Hes also, in real life, one of the men killed for having relations with Anne.

(Does that count as a spoiler if you could read it on Wikipedia?)

Ive been trying to kill her!

My timing is just bad, is all.

Anyway, another heading to be beheaded alongside Anne is MarkSmeaton.

I adore Mark, andhave a hard time choosing between him and Brandon as my favorite.

Firstoff, they are both dishy.

Yeah, now that Ithink about it, in the shows world, that means hes pretty much agoner.

As for Brandon, this guys cojones just keep getting bigger andbigger.

Late to the kings wedding?

Who gets away with that?

True, the ceremony (pictured) seemed to be in an underground cave somewhere very hardto find.

However, I really did like when he helped set Henry up withhis new mistress, Lady Eleanor.

I just cant figure out whatit is.

A little late for that, dont you think?

No wonder his wife, thestately Alice, basically told him to shut up at the dinner table.

Igive him two, maybe three more episodes.

Thomas Cranmer is having a whale of a time.

His boxcar Bertha wifehas arrived.

Hes been made Archbishop of Canterbury.

Hes declaringHenrys marriage to Katherine void and presiding over the crowning ofthe Queen.

Lifes a party when you do whatever the King (or Cromwell)tells you to do!