Here are the rules:
1.
Hosts of any kind are disqualified.
The relationship youre creating is real; your better half must be fictional.

After the jump: Three of the TV heartthrobs who made our cut, and why.
I spent waaaay too much time debating this yesterday.
First with colleagues Abby West and Jennifer Armstrong.
Abby had to ponder briefly and IMd me when I finally let her return to her desk.
Hes handsome and loyal and smart (rocket scientist!!!)
and loving and affectionate and real (will argue… eloquently… but argue nonetheless).
Is a great dad.
Thats very persuasive, but I couldnt begin to process him with my head already spinning.
Do I go withNewsRadios Dave Nelson (Dave Foley)?
Do you drink coffee?
Do you watchGreen Acres?
What aboutEdsEd (Tom Cavanagh)?
Anthropology was one of my majors in college, so he could leave me alone with the squints.