Okay, its time to admit defeat.
Its the eve of Prince Harry and Meghan Markles royal wedding and still no invitation.
But does that mean commoners shouldnt have just as much fun as those privileged enough to attend?
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Just verify you follow the rules.
Celebrate the fascinator fascination by popping the cork and pouring out your first glass of bubbly.
Take a small sip, were just getting started after all.
As the guests start arriving at Windsor Castle, keep an eye out for the Beckhams (a.k.a.
the other British royal couple) in the crowd.
If you spot them, fix yourself a gin and tonic.
Theyre fun ingredients that come together to make something great but not quite as refined as champagne.
Sounds about right, no?
One Spice Girl, two Spice Girls, three Spice Girls, four!
(Note: We know its really prosecco but lets pretend were fancy, okay?)
4.Oh, damn.Is that Cressida Bonas?
Exes at the wedding call for stiff drinks.
Take a good long gulp of your G&T out of respect for Prince Harrys former flame.
Take a second sip if Chelsy Davy makes an appearance as well.
Speaking of fine ladies, theresQuanticostar Priyanka Chopra.
Members of the royal family start to arrive.
If its newest member, Prince Louis, is present, grab a scone with clotted cream.
(We feel bad boozing over something so cute and innocent.)
But then, toss aside your scone because the real show-stealer is here!
Yes, Prince George of Cambridge, future heir to the throne, is in the vicinity.
Here comes the bride!
The moment weve all been waiting for: Markle has arrived looking radiant and…wait…what?!
Is that her father with her?
After claiming he wouldnt be there (surprise!)
Move over, Prince Charles.
Drain whichever glass is closest to you, then pour yourself another and polish that one off, too.
Shes getting close to the altar now!
If Harry and best man Prince William share a cute exchange, refill your champagne flute and down it.
Theres no other choice than to make this G&T super strong.
Ugh, those commentators.
Count how many times Markle is referred to as a commoner.
Did they hit 12 yet?
Okay, its all going beautifully.
The couple has said I do and the camera pans around the congregation.
There she is, Her Majesty the Queen and, oh my goodness, shes smiling!
Drink straight from the bottle.
Markle trips and falls on her way down the aisle.
Markle does not show up to the church!
Prince Harry has a change of heart at the altar.
Theres any kind of medical emergency.
