Today in Mixed Signals: Megan Fox gets engaged, makes out with herself, gets a tattoo for Mickey Rourke

Megan #1 (a.k.a.

Domestic Megan) just gotre-engaged to Brian Austin Green.

Megan #2 (Wild Megan) claims to havegotten a new tattooin honor of Mickey Rourke.

(AnotherShelf Life literary mysterysolved!)

Were confused, too.

PopWatchers, will you seeJonah Hex?

Would you rather spend 90 minutes watching Megan Fox blankly caress her mannequin-self?

Am I the only one who thought that Fox was legitimately frightening inJennifers Body?

Will our world have any hope for survival when the army of Megan Fox mannequins attacks from space?

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Megan Foxs option not renewed for Transformers 3

Megan Fox out of Transformers 3.

Will it be the same without her?