Tom Cruise:Superspy,samurai… Nazi?
(Huh?!)
But this latest news shows theHardyproject was just a distraction.

Credit: Mark Sullivan/WireImage.com
He isnt interested in easy buddy-flick giggles.
No, Toms into some dark, absurdist stuff.
Talk about humor via discomfort!
Of course he hasnt announced this project as a comedy playing it straight is the key to the gag.
This guyll out-Borat Borat by the time the film is through.
I know Ill be in stitches.
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With me?
(Which is why Im writingthis deeply respectful, entirely non-flip post about it, of course.
So what do you think, PopWatchers?
Are you intrigued enough to plunkdown $10 and see this thing?
And will anyone ever comprehend themysterious workings of Tom Cruises mind?