After the heaving sigh of relief that was last weeks season premiere ofTrue Blood(Lafayette lives!

Last week, Sookie forgave Bill for turning Jessica into a vampire.

Sookie asked Bill, Parts of your former self are still in there, right?

I wouldnt be with you if they werent.

), and unknowingly striking up a rivalry with his bunkmate, the Lukeinator.

And poor Tara is still under the impression that Maryann is helping her out just for funsies.

I dont understand why Taras been so implicitly trusting of Maryann from the get-go.

Heres hoping she listens to her instincts.

This law has clearly already been enacted on the aforementioned Kwanten, who appears bare-chested as frequently as possible.

this weeks vom-inducing moments) in my fantasies, thanks.

Speaking of next week: OMG Lafayette as a vampire?!?!?!

What did you think of last nightsTrue Blood?

Im sure you understand.

And by sorry I mean YOU KNOW YOU LIKED IT TOO.

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