In the spirit of a loaded Lafayette, Arlene, and Jane Bodehouse, Id say yes.
Well… f, Russell had time to say before he burst into goo.
Well, that felt even better than I thought it would, Eric said.
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Its so good to have Eric back.
Eric made Nora swear on Godric that she wouldnt eat Sookie.
Jason, whod been knocked out, was okay, though he thought Sookie was his mother.
At this point, I was already thinking epidural hematoma.
Tara told Eric they got Pam.
I guess hes not planning on coming back there?
That makes me sad.So many good memories.(Truly.)
Pam is family, as is Tara, Eric told Nora.
Loyal Eric = hot Eric.
The only bright spot, in Pams mind, is that their religion considers Sookie an abomination.
Jackson gave an apologetic speech that Alcide had heard before.
Deeds mean more than words, Alcide said.
So clearly Jackson is going to die doing something to save pack members, I thought.
(Wrong again!)
He carried her into the trailer as Martha yelled that shes afraid Rikki might die of an overdose.
Part of me wondered if Lafayette had put some vampire blood in there to keep the bitches safe.
(I was even thinking Arlene might die for choosing margaritas over getting home safely before dark.)
Andy walked in with Maurella.
Somethings up with her, I thought.
That is the best hes ever looked, wearing that dress shirt and jeans.
That also sounded fairly orgasmic.
Could he finally be offing her?
No, he just wanted to have sex with her again.
Theres a chance he could be distracting her, I thought, knowing Eric was on his way.
It wouldve been so much easier to kill her already, if that was his plan.
He must be for real, I decided.
Sookie and Jason were driving now and having their own heart-to-cold heart.
It doesnt, ghost mom said.
Jasons new theory: Maybe they wouldnt keep getting hurt, if they just expected the worst.
Ghost dad agreed vampires made them orphans, learn from it.
Sookie and Jason agreed to disagree.
Sookie asked Jason how his head was and felt that he had a bump as big as a walnut.
I suddenly thought of Natasha Richardson.
What is it about Jason that makes Eric act cartoonish, like hes in theBuffy the Vampire Slayermovie?
Arlene assumed she was an alien giving birth.
It was a girl.
(Maurellas audience had moved on to shots by this point.)
Youre a dick, Holly told him.
I wish Toby Keiths Red Solo Cup would have been playing from a boombox at that moment.
Alcide showed up, wearing a sleeveless shirt to show off his guns, and began kicking JDs ass.
Jackson and Martha stopped others from joining in the fight, and Alcide broke JDs neck.
The pack knelt before Alcide, and he told them the V would stop that night.
Tonight, we choose pack, he said, giving his father a nod.
So those Comic-Con stickers are worth something after all!
Til season six, Alcide!
Sookie and Co. were in the elevator, and when the door opened, Jason shot and killed Chelsea.
Team Eric had taken out the surveillance cams.
As Jason stayed behind the reception desk to keep watch and kill more vamps, the others went on.
NEXT: Bloody Bill
Eric and Nora launched an aerial stake assault against a room of vamp guards.
The look of Nora flying and speed-tossing stakes was a little on the cheesy side, but forgivable.
(And I cant believe Nora lived!)
Sookie opened Jessicas door, and Tara risked the silver burn to open Pams.
Tara rushed in, and she and Pam kissed slow and passionate.
Oh, okay, Sookie said.
She told Bill again she was the Chosen One, and she drank all of the blood of Lilith.
He told her he could never love a vampire.
Of course not, no one can be happy on this show.
(Except Terry: WHERE THE EFF HAS TERRY BEEN?)
Hello, Eric said as Pam passed him and touched him gently.
Sookie and Eric stayed behind to get Bill.
(What happened to the others in the elevator?
Check out the bonus scene here.)
We cut back to Bill and Salome, and she was crawling on the ground and puking blood.
He was competing with her to be the Chosen One.
He knew shed be too impatient for the Rapture to smell the silver in the blood.
Bill straddled her, stake in hand, and after Salome admitted Lilith chose wisely, he staked her.
Bill had switched out the blood, so he had Liliths in another vial.
As he prepared to pop the top off of it and drink, Eric and Sookie arrived.
Sookie tried to tell Bill this wasnt him, and Bill told her she didnt know him at all.
What if everything hed done when he was with her was calculated?
If Bill wanted to kill her, he could do it before Eric got there.
(Sorry, Eric.)
Bill said he lived in fear that he was damned, and Lilith granted him freedom from that fear.
When he started quoting vampire scripture, Eric knew he was a lost cause, I think.
Vampires often turn on those they love the most.
He drank the blood and started bleeding from his eyes and puking blood until he exploded in goo.
F, Sookie said.
Bill screech-hissed like Lilith always had.
Im suddenly looking forward to seeing Bill again.
Whats your theory for how Warlow will fit in to all this?
Does Jason being anti-vamp affect how much you like the character?
