This weeks episode ofVanderpump Ruleswas also like aShark Tankspin-off with Rules branding opportunities.
It also featured several of the casts mothers showing up.
Between James family and Toms dad, this season ofPumpis really parental.
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Everyone is talking about how Stassi was a real beast to Beau.
She did not like the fact that he wanted to stay up without her.
Well, Im guessing Stassi is also not gonna like cameras being in her face the morning after.
She had a RUFFFFFF evening.
His turn of phrase is truly stunning.
James is continuing his sobriety and enlisting in a life coach, a.k.a.
the former manager of Pump.
But the fallout from James drunken behavior still continues.
Lisa holds a totally-not-for-TV staff meeting with her employees.
Katie and Brittany dont really care and want James to stay away.
But Billie Lee thinks its because Kristen always shows up and eggs James on.
Katie is not psyched.
James, naturally, cries.
Speaking of, Kristen also reveals her own little side hustlea t-shirt line called…James Mae.
This gal is really trying to become a series regular and I appreciate the attempt.
Scheana shows up to the party after a date with Adams roommate (and formerBachelorettecontestant) Robby.
First of all, the dude looks just like Adam.
Second, he takes her on a date to a slide.
Robby also refuses to sleep with Scheana but he is not above making out with her on camera.
Stassi, Katie, and Brittany realize that Scheana is sorta operating in her own personalBachelorette-esque dating experience.
The episode ends with Katie, Stassi, and Kristen all going out to dinner with their respective mothers.
Its basically the equivalent of someone saying, I hope nothing bad happens tonight!
She storms off after Stassi gets annoyed and the moms go to comfort her.
Then, Kristen and Katie comfort Stassi.
It is one of the more surreal moments onPump Rules, like a view of the future.
And, in the future, Stassi has some real bad red hair.
