That should definitely be something she talks to a therapist about.
So were almost to the big girls trip to Solvang on the PJ, a.k.a.
the biggest carbon footprint in history.
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Lala finally mentions it to Kristen while theyre at lunch with Ariana.
Kristen admits she could use a vacay though because she and boyfriend Carter have been fighting non-stop.
I dont want to point the finger but Kristen does have a weeeeee bit of a temper.
I mean if anyone can do it, I have faith in Dame Lala.
Sooo, shes taking a break from the sauce.
The countdown to Jax and Brittanys wedding has begun and theyve found a place for their engagement party.
First of all, I thought they sorta already celebrated their engagement.
This wedding is not gonna have a happy ending for Jaxs wallet though.
The engagement party alone is costing over $1400 and the groom aint happy about it.
He talks to his therapist about dealing with his squabbling parents while also supporting them.
I do not understand: Why cant these two grown adults get jobs?
After the session, he gets in a screaming fight with her on the phone.
Then, Jax and Brittany head to therapy.
This is like an episode ofIn Treatmentbut with a truckload of rose.
Basically, the gist of the session involves Jax not wanting to talk about his past cheating issues.
He doesnt get why they should be addressed so they dont happen again.
But what I would like to talk about is the decor of this office.
Back at home, James is with Ariana and theyre going over a track she recorded with him.
Not everyone is supposed to be a singer or a recording artist, folks.
I feel like a lotta this staff could use some life coaching besides just James.
Then, James mom, Jacqueline, shows up and boy is she not a blast.
He specifically tells her he needs boundaries and she cant talk to him about his dad.
She then launches into a yelling fit about his dad.
Is there a team of therapists who can work on this family?
Later, Jacqueline heads to Sur to meet with Lisa.
WHY CANT THIS LADY GET A JOB?
Trader Joes seems like a wonderful place to work.
Or theres a great ice cream parlor across the street from Pumpstart scoopin Jackie!
Lisa lets Harry interview but weirdly he does it with James present.
Guillermo makes some cracks about not needing a busboy but really needing a DJ and James weeps.
Hes like the opposite of Jen Aniston and dry eyestoo much moisture in those peepers.
The ladies finally head to Solvang in the PJ.
Stassi realizes that she was born for this lifestyle.
But theres weird energy because Kristen was like 40 minutes late because she forgot her purse.
Isnt that a treat?!?
Why does she want to share a room?
We end the episode with Kristen teetering on the brink of going full-on nutty.
Spoiler: she goes nutty next week.
