Lyonne stars as Nadia Vulvokov in NetflixsRussian Doll,which she created with Poehler and Leslye Headland.
First of all, a lot of people are hell-bent on good posture, why though?
Think about youve had a long life walking the streets of New York.
Youve been lookin for cigarette butts in the gutter, maybe Ill see a spare.
You know, I like to stay close to the streets.
So you wanna go low, you wanna go under.
Next, Lyonne teaches us the valuable lesson of less is more when it comes to hair.
So what you wanna do, you wake up, rinsey-showey, and leave your housey.
Bing, bam, boom, put stuff inside, exit, she says.
Roll around, mush it up, get outta your house.
You know what I mean, I have some people blow some smoke in it and exit.
The real secret to her fabulous hair?
Its the smog that gives it the texture, she says.
When asked why she says cock-a-roach, Lyonne responds: Cause theyre made of doodies.'
Hard to argue with that.
Finally, Lyonne informs Poehler of her references when it comes to her distinct way of speaking.
So lets lower the pitch.
What she ends up doing is less Nadia Vulvokov, more Fred Armisen after inhaling helium.
Still, Poehler gets an A for effort.