Luca Guadagnino’s teen drama romanticizes teen life on a U.S. Army base in Italy.
Hes got bleached hair, black-and-yellow fingernails, aLast Tango in Parisposter, and saggy leopard-print capris.
(Sagging: Cool again?)
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All the Army brats are pretty dreamy.
Caitlin (Jordan Kristine Seamon) reads Walt Whitman and ponders gender.
Her brother Danny (Spence Moore II) is seriously considering Islam.
And everybody gets naked!
Like,full-frontal meet-cutenaked.
ThinkEuphoriawith actual euphoria: poolside debauchery, Hawaiian-themed nuptials, a marvelously specificUncharted 4cameo.
Do teens really still nudely rock out to the Stones?
Has there ever been a military base this radiant with hedonistic pansexual yearning?
