autographs, some of which decorate my office door.
I am aprofessional.)
Ive mentioned my collection before on PopWatch.

Credit: Mandi Bierly
We were given Post-its to write our names on, so hed be able to spell them correctly.
He wrote it, added Va Va Va Voom!, and we were both happy.
A collection was born.
Other autographs include:
Stephen Colbert A 30th birthday present from a colleague three years ago.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone A present for being a friends maid of honor four years ago.
Twisted, but funny!
Ryan Seacrest A present from a colleague, from the early days ofIdol.
Dave Coulier A present from a colleague, just because he was friends with Couliers publicist.
Justin Timberlake This was back in, like, 2000, maybe.
He signed it Thanx 4 last night!
how cute was he?
and told the colleague who got it for me not to let it fall into the wrong hands.
Coolio wrote, Thanx 4 last night & yesterday & the day B4.
Harwell added, You bend like no other!
He kept repeating it: Thanks for last night?
Thanks for last night?
But he did it.
(After the jump, a guide to my door.)