autographs, some of which decorate my office door.

I am aprofessional.)

Ive mentioned my collection before on PopWatch.

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Credit: Mandi Bierly

We were given Post-its to write our names on, so hed be able to spell them correctly.

He wrote it, added Va Va Va Voom!, and we were both happy.

A collection was born.

Other autographs include:

Stephen Colbert A 30th birthday present from a colleague three years ago.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone A present for being a friends maid of honor four years ago.

Twisted, but funny!

Ryan Seacrest A present from a colleague, from the early days ofIdol.

Dave Coulier A present from a colleague, just because he was friends with Couliers publicist.

Justin Timberlake This was back in, like, 2000, maybe.

He signed it Thanx 4 last night!

how cute was he?

and told the colleague who got it for me not to let it fall into the wrong hands.

Coolio wrote, Thanx 4 last night & yesterday & the day B4.

Harwell added, You bend like no other!

He kept repeating it: Thanks for last night?

Thanks for last night?

But he did it.

(After the jump, a guide to my door.)