This has been a long overdue investigation, which was finally spurned by the release ofFastspin-offHobbs & Shaw.
No apologies to Bow Wow, whose Twinkie would have fallen about 33 spots short of the top 10.
And there’s a reason why people don’t drag race in trucks.

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Sean
FAST: 2.5 Coronas
FURIOUS: 3 Coronas
Hey, look at twoTokyo Driftalums making the list!
Honestly, he might have been higher if he didn’t slow down and become the new DK.
I’m guessing that is what Han loved about her.
Brian
FAST: 4.5 Coronas
FURIOUS: 2 Coronas
It truly hurts me to put Brian here.
Like, look at that smile!
Shaw
FURIOUS: 4.5 Coronas
Hobbs ain’t going to like this one!
Letty
FAST: 4 Coronas
To be honest, this is who I wanted to be No.
1, considering Letty is truly the definition of ride-or-die.
Dom
Admittedly, this is a boring pick but it’s the right one.