Are you there, Kristen?
Its Me, God.
kindly forgive Me for the tardiness of My reply.
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(Seriously, why does anyone even eat at Olive Garden anymore?)
I gave you people free will for a reason.Its over.
just stop spamming My Gmail.
Now, I want to clarify a few things here.
Normally, I dont respond to reality TV requests and trust Me, I get a lot of them.
Its just easier for me not to get involved.
Why do you think Howard went home last week onBig Brother?
Because I stayed out of it.
Hes looking for true love!
Hes a single dad!
Hed be the first Latino Bachelor ever!And on and on and on.
So I did My research and it turns out, you people were right.
This guy is just straight-up adorable.
I mean, did you see himvideo-chatting with his daughteron theMen Tell Allspecial?
That was just too precious.
And the way hepronounces yodelingis, in a word, delightful.
So enjoy, My children.
Im just sayin no more reality TV favors.
Ive got a universe to run.
