Life is not the amount of breaths, its the amount of moments inHitchthat take your breath away.

Well, today my job is to tell you whyHitchis the greatest rom-com of all time.

Yes, you read that right.

HITCH

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Why am I doing this?

Just needs the right argument.

This is that argument.

But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love.

If you must steal, steal away from bad company.

If you must cheat, cheat death.

If you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

The success of these films helps prove that mainstream audiences have an appetite for diverse love stories.

You know what, just go watch the whole movie and fall in love all over again.

Kevin James Is…Good?

And yet, is anyone ever like, You know who I love, Kevin James?

But, you know who I love inHitch?

Considering the impromptu idea, the film didnt have a permit, so Smith and Tennant started going door-to-door.

I dare you to hear Yeah!

in the club and not do the q-tip or making the pizza.

Another essential rom-com staple is a wedding, and that is whereHitchs second dance sequence happens.

And Smith clearly loved could have kept doing it since he recreated the exactHitchending at the end ofAladdin.

Show me another rom-com that Disney copied and made $1 billion doing so!

Hitch must now return to the game and business that has so drastically changed in his time away.

Now, someone go tell Will.

And there it is, my ironclad case forHitchbeing the greatest rom-com of all time.

I know I took your breath away, so dont bother debating.

Hitch:

Me:

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