Warning: This article contains spoilers aboutLast Christmas.
LAST CHRISTMAS HE LITERALLY GAVE HER HIS HEART!!!!!
Sorry for the all caps but I’m just still riding the high of seeingLast Christmasfor the second time.
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I know what you’re thinking.
But she soon learns that nothing about her time with Tom has been realbecause he’s a ghost!
Yep, Kate!!
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So last Christmas, he literally gave her his heart!!!
Oh noooooooooOOOOOO NO gah, I cringe typing this."
Why 2017 and not the present?
Emma Thompson really wanted to do an accent
Wowza, she isreallygoing for it.
And the one time she does change is just right out in public with only a ghost as cover.
Lesson for moviemakers: If you punch a reindeer,I will defend your movie.
That movie came out three years before he died!
Let him go, girl!
So maybe now I’m starting to see how she couldn’t identify a ghost.
She has multiple conversations about him and no one blinks an eye over his existence.
How do we know?
Because she goes and buys a smoothie!
Yes, the scene is just her getting a smoothie.
“Look, she’s now taking care of herself!!”
“I really don’t,” she proudly states.
THEY MADE THE SONG BE THE EXACT PLOT
YES, YES THEY DID AND I’M SO THANKFUL.
So that means they’ve got at least two satisfied customers!
Why was she seeing him?
How did she know where his place was?
Or where his phone was?
Or I guess she just looked up his info and then got partial amnesia?
I don’t know the answer, and I’m not sure anyone withLast Christmasdoes either.
Personally, I’d probably need at least another week to recover.
That is until she falls asleep at his apartment and we see him act concerned about the situation.
Did he also give us organs?
Is this a Will Smith inSeven Poundsmeets Bruce Willis inThe Sixth Sensesituation?!
His heart was always going to be hers?
WAIT, WHAT?!
Is he implying that they were destined to meet and fall in love if he hadn’t died?
IT’S ONLY CHRISTMAS EVE
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In recent days, I’ve enjoyed imaging the realtor inviting his friend to this event.
Realtor: “Hey, any plans on Christmas Eve?
This girl invited me to a talent show at a homeless shelter.”
Friend: “Weird first date spot.
Is she cute?”
Realtor: “She’s definitely cute.
She’s got that vibe of an ex-party girl who has recently started taking care of herself.”
Friend: “Intriguing.
So what’s her deal?”
So she understandably collapsed, before rushing out.
Friend: ….
Realtor: “So, you in?”
It might be cinema’s funniest moment of 2019.
This song should forever be ruined for her, and, instead, she sings her heart out!
Let’s call this nameless character “Not Tom” for these purposes.
Maybe he should donate a kidney to her and he’d stand a chance.
Wait, they’re not?
Did we really need this morning after scene?
Oh, I guess Emma Thompson just really wanted to make a ‘lesbian pudding’ joke.
Christmas will never be the same
I can’t wait to make my family watch this every single Christmas.
