If a group ofsex idiotssit on a beach and dont actually hook up, is it really worth watching?
What Im most proud of is my penis, notes Sharron from New Jersey.
Dating apps are like a part-time job for me, chirps Chloe, a self-described ditzy 20-year-old from Essex.
Credit: Netflix
(And yes, that includes self-gratification.)
Every time contestants break the rules, money gets deducted from the prize pot.
This announcement brings the predictable gasps and despondent moans from the shallow singles.No sex for a month?
(Quarantine viewers be like,Cry me a river, bitches!)
No one will know, he says, while sitting within shouting distance of a working camera crew.
and go on dates without ever leaving the grounds.
Out of all the contestants, only two Rhonda, a soft-spoken single mom, and Sharron (a.k.a.
proud penis guy) form anything resembling a mature human relationship.
Too Hot to Handlesteals shamelessly from, and suffers wildly in comparison to,Love IslandU.K.
(Side note:Love Islandproducers, give Iain Stirling a raise.
That guy is funny.)
The suspense, I suspect, will not kill you.
