Just when you thinkWynonna Earphas seen all the kinds of weird demon-monsters possible, the Reaper enters.
Could Wynonna and crew go an hour or two without someone or something trying to kill them?
But as a viewer, I say bring it on.
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After being kidnapped, Wynonna wakes up in a room with a very polite blond woman.
Her name is Naomi and shes the deputy assistant director of Black Badge Division.
Theyve reassembled to observe humans and demons interact in the Ghost River Triangle.
Naomi explains that theyre thrilled WynonnaArpis back.
Jeremy enters the room Jeremy!
and responds very coolly to Wynonnas hug.
He makes sure to point out that they werejustcoworkers, and that Wynonna has never killed a demon.
Clearly, something is up and Wynonna plays along but she doesnt want them surveilling her.
She finds a BBD tech rock in her pocket and hands it back to Naomi.
BBD wants to get supplies in, but their trucks keep getting hijacked.
Back at the homestead, Waverly is ready to give a Powerpoint presentation about their new threats.
But when no one shows up, she and Nicole have some sexy time in the kitchen.
I love that these two dont let things like beds or murdering monsters on the loose stop them!
This place has aFangtasiafeel to it, and I kind of love that.
But I am quite nervous about whats going on with Doc…
Meanwhile, Rachel meets up with her friend Billy.
Billy tries to lean in for a kiss, but Rachel pulls away.
Aww, teen feelings!
He makes a comment about how she cant come to his home because his mom wouldnt like her.
Billy heads home, to a junkyard, and the mom says she knows all about his secret girl.
She definitely gets the Most Creepy Mom award!
Somehow, none of them notice it, though.
Seems like something went down while everyone was gone that Nicole hasnt divulged.
Dont make me reap that girl, she says ominously.
Loaded up with Jeremys new weapons, Wynonna rides shotgun in a delivery truck into the Triangle.
When someone opens up the back, the driver flees.
Wynonna gets out to attack, and its none other than Doc Holliday.
But classic Wynonna: She doesnt actually have a key to the handcuffs.
Doc heads back to his vehicle for tools as it starts to get dark.
And just then Wynonna finds another rock in her pocket.
Thats also when she hears someone on top of the truck dragging a chain.
Its the zombie-demon from the junkyard.
Shes able to grab Jeremys giant gun, but the zombie slashes it in half.
Luckily, he slashes at Wynonnas handcuffs and shes able to flee.
In the homestead barn, Billy finds Rachel to apologize for his behavior earlier.
Except its not after Rachel, its after Wynonna.
The Earp heir finds herself in the woods in some jot down of force field she cant breakthrough.
The Reaper is slowly crawling toward her, but she has nothing to defend herself with.
And then it opens its eyes again and continues crawling.
She and Nicole rush out to the barn to find Rachel and Billy.
Hes pulling out a giant long tooth and offering his soul in exchange for hers.
The reaper leaves Wynonna.
He also says his family wont stop coming for them.
With everyone back at the homestead, Waverly explains that only the person being reaped can see the Reaper.
Oh, and also, Sheriff Holt and Magistrate Cleo are Clantons, too.
Wynonna decides the only way theyre going to get through this situation is with the whole team back together.
Luckily, Naomi agrees because theyre going to need all the help they can get.
Over at the junkyard, Mam is punishing her family for getting out of line.
She literally sticks a finger in Cleos wound to help her remember whos in charge.
Then she tells Billy that he will pay for using his covenant on Wynonna.
Im not going to kill Rachel, she says, You are.
And then the Reaper goes after Billy.
RIP, Human Billy, it was nice to know you.
And before the episode ends, one more person shows up at the junkyard: Nicole.
She puts a jar on the table thats full of hair and bones.
Mam opens the jar and it spirals out and takes over Nicole.
Nicole, what have you done?
Good thing Jeremy is back!
Is it too much to hope for Robin, too?
Best Earp-ism of the episode:
Think of me like a goldfish: dumb and determined!
