The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: A finale, finally

And, in fact, thatlast three episodesofRHOBHhave been weird. But as viewers, we are not supposed to be privy to these machinations! But, ignoring the weird last scene, this finale wasntallbad. Credit: Nicole Weingart/Bravo But I draw the line at attacking Denise. Whoo boy something in Denise Richards face changes. Nicole Weingart/Bravo Nicole Weingart/Bravo

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 53 words · Mr. Andre Hudson

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: A Rinna lesson learned

And yet, here we are. (Her dance movesare also not entirely dissimilar.) Listen, its not that I think Denise is handling this situation perfectly. And then this argument could be over, and wed never have to hear about it again! Rinna simply seems determined to paint her longtime friend as a dishonest fraud. The audience seemed to really like her. Was it weird when she said she commissioned a handjob for her husband?...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 330 words · Mr. Roger Huffman

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Brandi and the Buca di Baby Shower from hell

Because when Teddi and Kyle imported Brandi Glanville there, the customs and immigration process seemed fairly streamlined. Brandi just needed one reference from Kim, a phone full of boring text messages, and then BOOM! Okay, c’mon excuse my extra dose of sass this week. Credit: Bravo Sis, can you hear yourself? If its none of your business, then why are youtalking about it incessantly? But Denisehasdealt with this information. I can only imagine, given how exhausting it is to justhearLisa Rinnas constant demands for owning it....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 417 words · Ebony Myers

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Breakfast with a side of sunglasses

And listen, it doesntnotlook like Amsterdam. But thats also kind of like going to Dallas and saying, This looks so much like Indianapolis! I mean,sure, yes,in that it is a city in America. I wrote last week about how fascinating it was to watch the tides turn to Camille the moment Lisa Vanderpump was no longer available to be the villain, even though Camille has always been a wishy-washy gossip. And this week, without anyone to be mad at, Kyle and Teddi just sort of spiral into arguing about nothingness....

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 121 words · Michelle Johnson DVM

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Cease and Denise

But in every other way, I am absolutely salivating for this reunion just to getanythingthat resembles a fact. Dont worry she had one with a broom! And to be clear: it was absolutely unwatchable. Credit: Bravo Weve dealt with a lot of B.S. in the past, Dorit says as headlines about PKs financial troubles flash across the screen. I mean, what do people want? The RealTax Returnsof Beverly Hills? I cant believe Im saying this, but she makes a great point!...

May 1, 2025 · 3 min · 465 words · Marissa Hicks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Couples therapy rising

But I’m just still a little unclear on whyany of this mattersto Kyle. It’s mostly a lot of yelling about makeup system and diction discrepancies. Of course, I’m just your average, run-of-the-millHousewiveshistorian I’m noShawn. I don’t have to know anything about astrology to enjoy hearing these women gettoldabout themselves. (Luckily, Erika remains quick on the exit escorts all night.) “That explains things!” But by refusing to admit to favorites, she’s actually alienating everyone instead....

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 144 words · Katherine Murray

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Denise Richards' last stand

With this final reunion installment, it is my opinion that Lisa Rinna has jumped the Housewives shark. But she must have missed something in that fan feedback:we dont care if Denise is lying! To quote my good frienemy Sutton (whose early dismissal was very rude,Mr. Andy): LET THE MOUSE GO. Rinna starts screaming, It wasnt Teddi,Brandibrought it up on camera. Lets justsaythat Brandi let this information slip at a party without any premeditation from any actual cast members…...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 269 words · Angelica Goodwin

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Go big or go Rome

So, theyf—ed, she hollers, barely masking her glee behind a pair of giant sunglasses. Which I actually agree with, but its alsosupernot whats happening here. But that part of Brandis story issonot what has Teddi bent out of shape. I mean…youreallowedto say negative things about your friends to your other friends, right??? These are some grown-ass women who are going to need to complain from time to time. Everyone squeals and stands up for hugs; Teddi looks like she has accidentally swallowed a softball....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 372 words · Karen Herrera

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Heavy is the head that wears the crown

They drop that flash-forward. It’s a bold move, and oh baby, does itwork. Like the producers were saying,I promise something juicy is coming if you just stick with it. Credit: Kathy Boos/Bravo Because this season doesnt just have conflict it has asecret. I dont think she has any illusions that she’s designed a couture collection of caftans here. And I think I’m …okaywith that. I won’t hear it, and Iwon’trespond to it!...

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 173 words · Richard Perkins

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: I have other plans: steaks and strippers

Denise and Aaron insist that theyre not upset… about anything…ever! And while they might technically becorrectabout that, you really cant just tell people how to feel. And she just might! Were basically watching a contractual struggle of wills play out right now, which could possibly be interesting. But you know whatguaranteesto be interesting… Doctors appointments! And this episode is full of em. Dorit is designing a closet that fits 226 pairs of shoes, but she has 229!...

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 220 words · Jason Gibbs

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: I think I wanna marry you

You know that movie,Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? Its actually about this exact incident. Like, girl, itsHawaii. ‘RHOBH’ Recap: Lisa Vanderpump Accuses Dorit of Having a New Face and Erika of ‘Tucking’ During Lie-Detector TestBravo.Bravo You do not have to explain it.) The bestwhat, you ask? Well, the best polygraph examiner named John! Bravo Lets talk some more about this office that Lisa and Sessa have just entered, shall we?...

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 200 words · Courtney Walker

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: It's 11 o'clock somewhere

No one chafes more against their own public perception more than the cast ofRHOBH. Teddi isn’t uptight, she’s totally chill! Lisa Rinna’s as nervous about her daughter’s vulnerable social media posts as you are! Credit: Bravo “Well what difference does that make?” she asks in her highest-pitched voice. “I mean, is your house in both your and your wife’s name?” But that ain’t the game, sis! The producers only ask the leading questions, they don’t answer them....

May 1, 2025 · 1 min · 137 words · Raymond Grant

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: Oh yes, it's '80s night

Idolove when these women cosplay as cool, laidback concert-going gals. Also, you cannot make women over 30 wear matching cap-sleeve bridesmaid dressesits immoral. ), that she surely did the best she could. Credit: Bravo But not as nuts as both enjoying and agreeing with one Teddi Jo Mellencamp for almost an entire episode! It ended up being quite adorable. Thats what friends doyou call each other out, and you grow and learn from that, Kyle says....

May 1, 2025 · 2 min · 294 words · Nicole Woods