But other than that, pretty damn accurate! Because this episode is a top-to-bottom, front-to-back, non-stop cringe-fest. And maybe that’s what Teddi and Sutton need just a ton of Mauricio’s weed. Bravo Erika looks like she’s swallowing glass every time she has to interact with Sutton. I think this was the moment my mind closed itself to Sutton. “It’s funny, I’ll give her that. Politeness and honesty occasionally overlap, but most often, you forgo one for the other....

At one point during part 1 of theRHOBHreunion, Kyle is declared the (new?) queen ofThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And you guys that isnotthe last time well talk about mammograms tonight! THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS — “Reunion” — Pictured: (l-r) Andy Cohen, Kyle Richards — (Photo by: Nicole Weingart/Bravo).Nicole Weingart/Bravo (Who uses capitals when they google? Well, probably Lisa Rinna actually.) Itsalmostlike they could have distilled it down intoonepart, and madeonereally good reunion episode… And speaking of sequins theRHOBHladies do at least still know how to servea lewk....

This episode ofReal Housewives of Beverly Hillshad something that an episode ofRHOBHalmostneverhas: LEVELS. But I dont think weveeverseen a producer step in and influence a situation. Including but not limited to: What isthe issue, Teddi? Bravo ?These are inconsistencies of LOGIC,Teddi! Im notchallengingTeddis assertion that Denises story seems suspect. But lets say Deniseislying what does Teddi expect? That if she exposes enough cracks in the story, Denise will finally give in and tell the truth?...

“But the one thing I’m not tolerating today: my friend’s petty bulls—.” Which always makes me a little nervous. As always, I genuinely hope all of the Housewives kids are doing alright. Credit: Bravo But also, Dorit told Teddi all along that she would be arriving around lunch. Also-also,who cares? in their weird vampire accent while Erika silently eats French fries in the background. Because nowKyleis offended that Dorit implied she has a busier life than her and therefore deserves to be late....

I simply wish Denise were the slightest bit better at defending herself. She just doesnt know how to play ball! Teddi is like a college football walk-on all effort, little natural talent. Because Denise truly has no idea what she has and has not said throughout this entire season. So, Andy brings up that Denise called Brandi a friend at BravoCon last year. I love that shes a straight shooter....

Camille Grammar is mad and she’s not gonna take it anymore. They know this show is…filmed, right? Because its always possible for your memory to betray you. Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.Bravo Camille is…the opposite of cautious at this particular Reunion taping. She is, as the kids say, wildin. And so, it seems, can Andy. Andy informs her that shes now lying about lying. Lets take it to the viewer cards, shall we?...

Even in her absence, the specter ofBethenny Frankellooms large onThe Real Housewives of New York Cityfranchise. You’ve been Bethenny’d. And then there’s the slightly more subtle instance of Dorinda proclaiming herself “thetrueentertainer of the group.” “Yes, absolutely; that is a read precise enough to cut glass. Anyway, Sonja has her own things to worry about. Ramona’s retort: “What? I like Jingle Ball!” And while this is surely relatable for many, and an extremely vulnerable moment from Ramona … Something tells me these guys were extremely late adopters of social distancing…....

It was one for the history books. And personally, I dont think an Emmy is out of the question here. Tinsley called 911 to resuscitate a 12-year-old dog with terminal cancer. Heidi Gutman/Bravo Sonja changed into a full spandex unitard in front of, conservatively, 150 strangers. Not wanting to attend Luanns Christmas cabaret, Ramona simply planned another party in the middle of it. I loveallof them, even Luann, who I despise....

Ramona and Tinsley enter the hot seat while Luann explains her relapse. Remember when Dorinda and Luann hugged it outlast episode? Remember when Bethennykind ofconceded that she was projecting onto Tinsley about keeping her relationship with Scott private? Real Housewives of new york.Bravo Remember when Sonja spoke only in mumbled asides, but still somehow managed to win the episode? Youll rarely hear me say this, as she is a monster, but…thank goodness for Ramona....

Leah throws a party, and Dorinda throws a party, and Sonja loves them all. Pride is not an emotion I often feel while watchingThe Real Housewives of New York City. Never change, New York! Bravo And they never will. It is cartoonery at its finest. When Sonja arrives, however, she has found her people. and saying, “I never get invited to parties with hot guys!” She has been there for three minutes....

The women meet some men, jump in some caves, and deploy some casual impromptu interventions. And y’know what, this turned out to be a pretty chill episode. Just some classicRHONYconflict mediation! Bravo Still, it seems the women of New York can still surprise us. But lo and behold Leah scores the hot one, and no one blinks an eye. She’s like our very ownRHONYjunior bridesmaid. “This party has to show that everything I’ve talked about has come to fruition....

The New York women are made of armored steel. It is…wild. (Stay tuned for the actually insane way this reunion ends!). Credit: Bravo But the reason I like Babs is thatsheunderstands that too. Because Barbara is something a New York Housewife absolutelycannotbe: she is humble. Thatiswhy you make a good friend, Barb! And you know what a good friend is allowed to do? And of course, Luann does not have that great of a voice....

But I never should have been worried about them keeping the momentum going. Is itgoodto treat emotionality like a sprint? And she has, of course, been referred there by Mr. Grey Goose himself. Credit: Bravo Does Bethenny do this because she has a pathological need to be the hero all the time? Sonja just wants to have fun…and so she does. This remains an emotionally complicated time for Bethenny. The attire is sparkles, which Ramona just does not seem to be able to wrap her head around....